Snowfall Enthusiast Gifts

'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'

First Snow of the Season. . . 57th Snow of the Season

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Harmless winter fun

The extremely rare occurrence of snowfall in Egypt.

Lie down - have a rest.

Your feet are freezing.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

The lonely figure

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Flake News

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A skier and a paraglider