Snowstorm Enthusiast Gifts

Director's Day Off

"The one on the end I call 'Self portrait in a snowstorm. The next one is 'Polar bear descending a staircase in a snowstorm'. Then, it's 'Polar bears on a Sunday afternoon in a snowstorm'. Next to that..."

'Well you wanted an office with a window.'

'Back to the weather following this word from Big Al's Snow Removal.'

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

Eastern U.S. Snow

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Snowman ice fishing.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The lonely figure

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Snow Crime

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'