Snowstorm Enthusiast Gifts

Director's Day Off

'Well you wanted an office with a window.'

'Back to the weather following this word from Big Al's Snow Removal.'

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

Eastern U.S. Snow

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'No ice.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Snowyphus

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Whose the new guy?"

Snowman ice fishing.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The lonely figure

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Snow Crime

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'