Snowstorm Enthusiasts Gifts

Today's weather

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

The lonely figure

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Ski kicker.

A skier and a paraglider

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Festive squad

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.