Snowstorm Enthusiasts Pillows

Today's weather

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Hot Tub Frosty

Buggy with Snowplow.

The lonely figure

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Festive squad

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ski kicker.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A skier and a paraglider