Snow Enthusiasts Pillows

'Dry rot! Are you sure?'

'It must be some kind of Government project.'

"I can't believe they cancelled the kids school for this."

'Our skiing definitely improved on last year. I only dislocated my shoulder and Colin only broke one leg.'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

A skier and a paraglider

"Have you lost weight honey?"

"You're right. . . Maybe it is time we did something about the office heating."

No smoking!

"Well maybe I wouldn't need to look at those websites if you weren't so damn frigid!"

Snowman stops take-off (as Tiananmen Square tank)

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

'This is a regular stop for the sled dogs.'

'Oh, come on -- you can't have the summertime blues!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Igloo.

Boxing Snowmen.

Man goes to shovel walk and a snowman has done it already.

Skier.

'Nice Day.' 'Easy for you to say!'

Godziller vs. Frosty

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Winter Border Wall

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"