Snow Aficionados Pillows

"Hunters use snow to their advantage. I use it to mine."

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Ski kicker.

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Flake News

A skier and a paraglider

'You win. Go out and play.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."