Ski Aficionados Pillows

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

A skier and a paraglider

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Little girl skiing.

Ski Holidays.

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Man chases after his skis.

Skier.

Ski lift.

Piste-side Hotel

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'