Ski Resort Enthusiasts Pillows

'I believe St. Bernards Monastery is now a 5-star hotel!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Little girl skiing.

Ski lift.

Ski Holidays.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing