Ski Scene Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Skier.

Ski Holidays.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Piste-side Hotel

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Evolved to Ski.

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'