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'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Little girl skiing.

Ski lift.

Man chases after his skis.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski Holidays.

Cold Beers and Skiers

Piste-side Hotel

Skier.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.