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Evolved to Ski.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Flake News

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Skiing at Sea

Ski kicker.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"I love this time of year."