Ski Enthusiasts Gifts

Acme Outdoor Resorts, Inc.

Evolved to Ski.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

TV screens on ski lift.

'We'd like somewhere with sand, sun, beaches and skiing.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."