Skiing Lovers Gifts

Beijing 2022

Happy Hour

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skier and his dog.

Clown Skis.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

A skier and a paraglider

Little girl skiing.

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Skier.

Piste-side Hotel

Man chases after his skis.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski lift.