Ski Resort Lovers Gifts

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Man chases after his skis.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski Holidays.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Evolved to Ski.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'