Ski Resort Lovers Gifts

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Ski lift mobile

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Ski lift.

Man chases after his skis.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski Holidays.

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

Evolved to Ski.