Ski Resort Enthusiasts Gifts

'I believe St. Bernards Monastery is now a 5-star hotel!'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

A skier and a paraglider

Little girl skiing.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski Holidays.

Ski lift.

Piste-side Hotel

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'