Skiing Enthusiasts Gifts

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Beijing 2022

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Skiing at Sea

A skier and a paraglider

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Holidays.

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

Man chases after his skis.

Skier.

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'