Skiing Enthusiast Gifts

'Loosen your bindings.'

...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

Hitchhiking skier

"Sure I play hard, but I also inherit hard."

Clown Skis.

Man with skis on his behind - "Just in case I fall on my ass."

'I don't think I'm on the cross country ski trail anymore ...'

'Dang! How did Charles Addams do it?'

Polar Bear on Skis

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

'Thanks for coming back on such short notice,Jenkins.'

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"

"Single!" "Single!" "Single!" "Wait! I'll get my son!"

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

'How did the skiing holiday go.'

Skier with an anchor.

Skiing

The Snow Leopard

Ski-ban

Ski lift.

'Isn't this fun honey?'

Smart skier

Skiing Clown

Sleeping in skis.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Alright, you can take me out tonight. Now get off my skis!

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Newspaper Delivery

A giant rodent on a ski lift

A man in a hospital bed has his ski boot act as a counterweight for his broken leg.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."