Skiing Aficionado Gifts

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

Bill Gates' diary.

Street with shoe shine guy and ski wax guy.

Skier.

Tell them they can stuff their wheel invention

'Well, if it's not my leg and it's not your leg, whose leg is it?'

Woman on exercise machine needing rescue.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Panettone

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Trawling for Fish.

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

Ski lift.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."