Ska Aficionado Gifts

"Don't call me ska face!"

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Panettone

"I go that extra mile!"

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Skier.

Thin Ice

Ski lift.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Evolved to Ski.

Giant Ice Skates