Ski Aficionado Gifts

"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'All right Simkins I give up - what fiddle are you on?'

Swiss Skier

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

Travel looks strong!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

Trawling for Fish.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Little girl skiing.

Ski Holidays.

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Ski lift.

Skier.

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Man chases after his skis.