Snow Aficionado Gifts

To Antarctica

"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."

'Hey! Who turned up the thermostat!?!'

'The sky is falling...'

"Edward Shovelhands"

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

Surprised snowman

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"You need to get over yourself Steve. We're all emperor penguins!"

"One day son, all this will be slush!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

The lonely figure

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'