Winter Aficionado Gifts

Snowmen Newscast. 'The following footage of water puddles on front lawns may be disturbing to some viewers.'

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Mighty Cold

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

Polar bear bowling alley

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"Slippery, huh?"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'