Wintertime Enthusiast Gifts

Snowmen Games

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Fall on a desert island

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

People of the Fall