Winter Weather Enthusiast Gifts

"The best time to buy a thermometer is January. They're lower then."

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"It's all in the timing. If you wait until you actually see the back of his neck, it's too late!"

'I'm going to need to dip into the slush fund.'

Man digging out his car from snow.

'You will spend the winter shoveling snow.'

Wintertime Barometer.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers...

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Painting clouds

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A sure sign of rain

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Sunbathing in Autumn

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."