Winter Weather Lovers Gifts

'Nice Day.' 'Easy for you to say!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"It covers up all the debt."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Say, I just had a thought

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'