Winter Warmth Lover Gifts

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Bless You."

Keeping warm.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Couple melting the snow around them.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Rude Snowpeople

"Gimme the carrot!"

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Lovers embrace

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Fireplace Projector.

Three bears hibernating

"I thought the snow would never start"

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Why is it that it's always your mittens you lose?'

Say, I just had a thought

Android with a computer print out as a scarf