Winter Warmth Enthusiast Gifts

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Space Heaters

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Slippery, huh?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."