Winter Warmth Enthusiasts Gifts

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Midwest Winter Items.

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Slippery, huh?"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'