Winter Warmth Lovers Gifts

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Bless You."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Rude Snowpeople

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Let it go, Amy.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

I Love Winter!

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."