Warm Weather Lover Gifts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"Ever notice that there's always someone that refuses to accent it's winter?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Bless You."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Rude Snowpeople

Canada's winter survival kit.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Honest Weather Forecasting

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Keeping Warm

I Love Winter!

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

New for Fall

Seemed like winter would never end.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"Never lose your cool."

Walking in a winter wonderland

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Dark and Stormy

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Skating.

Yesterday of Minnesota.

You're getting warmer.