Warm Weather Lover Gifts

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"Ever notice that there's always someone that refuses to accent it's winter?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Bless You."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Rude Snowpeople

Canada's winter survival kit.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Say, I just had a thought

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

Honest Weather Forecasting

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

New for Fall

Keeping Warm

I Love Winter!

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Seemed like winter would never end.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"Never lose your cool."

"I'm willing to relocate ... to somewhere sunny?"

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Dark and Stormy

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'