Warm Climate Lover Gifts

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Bless You."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

snowman hitchhiking

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Say, I just had a thought

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Jose's Hot Tamale: Rekindle that fire in the belly.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

New for Fall

I Love Winter!

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

igloo smoking zone...

'California: Here I come!'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Seemed like winter would never end.

Explorer receiving a Valentine from a penguin.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."