Cold Climate Lovers Gifts

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'Just ONCE I'd like to have a summer romance!'

People siting on icebergs,

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Dog Igloo.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

Say, I just had a thought

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

I Love Winter!

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."