Cold Climate Lovers Pillows

'I can remember when this was just ice.'

'Just ONCE I'd like to have a summer romance!'

People siting on icebergs,

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Dog Igloo.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Igloo Building.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

New for Fall

"I surprise you every year!"

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."