Cold Climate Enthusiasts Pillows

'So, you'd like the job as product manager!'

'I'm a bit worried about Kornilov. He feels Siberia is uncool.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

Minnesota Freezer.

igloo smoking zone...

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.

"Judging by where I've been transferred to, I think my boss is still unhappy with me for opening that attachment and infecting all the computers with a virus."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Football fan

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Say, I just had a thought