Cold Weather Enthusiast Pillows

'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'It's cold.'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Why Santa's elves never get around to forming a labor union.

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'

Electric Blanket.

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

Snow flake

'Your fingers are in the soup.' 'Yes it's freezing in the kitchen.'

U.K hit by snow

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

'I wish the captain would stop assigning me cold cases!'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"I surprise you every year!"

'The computer's frozen again.'

Igloo headbutt...

Ice Fishing.

"You've already been out."

'It's just a sniffle.'

"Of course we are -- We're always in for a hard winter."

Mighty Cold

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

''Cold fusion'? -- what fun is that?'

'I guess the gold fish wasn't such a good idea.'

Thanksgiving cold

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

Snow UK.

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"There's always one."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day