Cold Climate Aficionado Pillows

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

''Cold fusion'? -- what fun is that?'

Your Bath's Ready.

'California: Here I come!'

'They all look alike to me.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Let it go, Amy.'

Football fan

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

Ice Fishing.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"I surprise you every year!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."