Cold Climate Lover Pillows

'Needs salt.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Didn't I tell you to be home by half-past April?'

Frozen Fish

Wintertime Barometer.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"I surprise you every year!"

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

I Love Winter!

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."