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'Needs salt.'

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Didn't I tell you to be home by half-past April?'

Frozen Fish

Wintertime Barometer.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Say, I just had a thought

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Ice Fishing.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'