Cold Weather Lovers T-Shirts

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Never lose your cool."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"It covers up all the debt."

'I hate snowboarders!'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Say, I just had a thought

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

To scare the pants off of kids who threw snowballs at his car, Ray outfitted it with exploding fake body panels.

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Igloo Building.

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home