Cold Weather Lovers Gifts

Walking in a winter wonderland

"Never lose your cool."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Snow flake

"Bless You."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Weather today.

"It covers up all the debt."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'I hate snowboarders!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Global warming. Here it is December, and it feels like July."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Ice Fishing.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"