Cold Weather Aficionados Gifts

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

'I have matches guys, now we just need to find some wood to get a nice fire going...'

Know your Emergency Vehicles. . . Ambulance, Fire Truck and Emergency Parkas.

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Bless You."

Frosting the Snowman

Electric Blanket.

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Say, I just had a thought

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

Evolved to Ski.

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"