Cold Weather Admirer Gifts

"This is summer?"

Good News about winter

Snow flake

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

"Whose the new guy?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's a snow mobile.'

The Reindeer Strike

Football fan

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Brighton boatman offering the hire of a pleasure boat on a very cold day

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Mountain Goats.