Snow Day Admirer Gifts

Warm Winter Wishes

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Good News about winter

Non-Denominational Carols

Shellfie

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"Gimme the carrot!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Festive squad

Snow Bridge.

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

Snowman Tattoo

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Angels making snow humans

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"It's her first snowman."

Phone Mittens

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Staying Warm.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'