Snow Day Admirer Gifts

Warm Winter Wishes

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Good News about winter

Non-Denominational Carols

Shellfie

"Whose the new guy?"

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Buggy with Snowplow.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

Festive squad

Snow Bridge.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

'Careful. The plates are extremely cold.'

Staying Warm.

Snowman Tattoo

"It's her first snowman."

Angels making snow humans

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Phone Mittens

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!