Snow Day Enthusiast Gifts

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Ig-glue.

'Here it comes.'

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Snow globe has a sign 'No school, snow day'.

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Town follows the snow plough.

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Bet You Thought I'd Never Get Here."

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Turtle Sledge

'Come on, mom! Is there anything better than hearing your school's closed due to snow?'

"Run along. Snow is time-sensitive."

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

'Only you could use this weather as a excuse to panic buy shoes.'

Storm poised to hit the mid-Atlantic Coast...'But this time it's a school day!'

'Oh no! Weapons of mass disruption...'

The amount of snow we received depends on which side of the drift you live on.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Staying Warm.

'Heavy snow fall last night has resulted in school closures across the county...'

Snowball Emergency

"I can write my name in the snow. I bet you can't do that."

"Oh Richard, I had the most terrible dream."

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

Sledge

"Catching snowflakes? You look ridiculous with your tongue hanging out!"

"I love it. Just shake it up, and it's a snow day."

"Yes, I'm at the church - but it seems the service has been canceled."

"Great. Looks like I'll be packing on more weight."

"Daddy, is it true that snowmen fart snowflakes?"

Snowman and snowsnail.