Snow Time Enthusiast Gifts

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'