Snow Time Enthusiast Gifts

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow!"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Good News about winter

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

Inappropriate Snowmen

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Midwest Winter Items.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."