Snow Play Enthusiast Gifts

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

Bunny Hill

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

Ski kicker.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.