Snowplay Enthusiast Gifts

Snowman with a misplaced carrot.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Possums that ski.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

A skier and a paraglider

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Ski kicker.

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