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Snowman with a misplaced carrot.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Snow Devil

"Bless You."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

Bunny Hill

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Possums that ski.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"I love this time of year."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Ski kicker.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

A skier and a paraglider