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"Great. See you in spring."

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Bless You."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

Flake News

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

A skier and a paraglider

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Possums that ski.