Snow Day Fanatic Gifts

'Everything smells like carrots!'

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Bless You."

Non-Denominational Carols

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

'It is too snowing!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Festive squad

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

Phone Mittens

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Oi to the world!

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

Angels making snow humans

Staying Warm.

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Recycled Flake

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."